You Have Gotten Infected .
October 9, 2009 @ 5:19 PM
BREAKiNG NEWS!. ATTN: WORLD.
it seems that girls have been plagued with two types of life-threatening diseases that go by the name of `HATER-WASTENESS` and `INFATU-STUPIDITY`. some girls have been diagnosed with either one but some are unfortunately diagnosed with both.
the symptoms for `hater-wasteness` are as follows..
- a craving for beef
- vomitting of negativity
- a temperature of over-exaggerating
- delusions of being the hottest thing around
- breath is hot from pointing out everyone else`s flaws
- the tendency to hype up over every little thing
- the fear of being alone ; she must always roll deep
- lack of sleep due to late nights of scheming & planning
- most sense of reasoning has escaped her
- refusal of medicine that will show she`s wrong
the symptoms for `infatu-stupidity` are as follows..
- ALL SENSE OF REASONiNG HAS ESCAPED HER [#1 symptom]
- skin is a greenish colour due to much jealousy
- a temperature of over-loving
- delusions that nothing is wrong ; she sees a whole other world
- vomitting of mushy things
- eyes dry from crying too much
- a craving for attention
- breath is noo longer even due to heart races when she sees him
- the tendency to believe everything will be fine
- the fear of finding noo one else
- lack of sleep due tocalling all her friends in the middle of the night
- body aches of true love
- refusal of medicine that will open her eyes
if you know of someone who possesses some of these symptoms.. THERE MAY BE HOPE. be a good friend & help them out. but if all symptoms are present.. THEN YOU`RE DOOMED..
